“Get up! It’s time to go on tour!” you shout. Happy grunts, Robin bounces up, and Asia tries to tell you her dream about Scrabble. “Sprouted, see? Bingo off of the D!” Everyone rushes around deciding what clothes to bring.       You spend five minutes debating whether or not you all really need to bring your own towels, or whether you can just share one. As you pull out of the driveway a little before 2:30 you realize the nagging voice telling you that you’ve forgotten something important must be about that bottle of vodka. You go back for it feeling relieved that you remembered.       Just outside of Des Moines Asia asks to use the cell phone. Your stomach sinks as you realize you can’t find it anywhere. Apparently you left it in the bathroom. If you go back for it, click here. If you keep driving, click here.