Are you a party girl like Robin? A sensitive artist like Happy? An eccentric brainiac like Asia? Take this quiz to find out:

Which of the Leah Quinelle All-Stars are YOU?
1. What is your favorite color?
a) Orange.
b) Don't have one.
c) "a" is totally biting my style.

2. Sex, Drugs or Rock 'n' Roll?
a) Sex.
b) Rock 'n Roll dude.
c) Rock 'n' Roll!

3. What's your favorite body part on a boy?
a) Necks and backs.
b) All of them. Boys are sooooooo cute.
c) Forearm. Chord hand arm on a guitar boy, yum.

4. What singer has the sexiest voice?
a) Billy Bragg.
b) Shane McGowan.
c) Guy Picciotto

5. Turn ons?
a) Bicycle grease. Aww yeah.
b) My boyfriend.
c) Cars... having sex in cars or boys with really nice cars. Also laying down the best fucking beats.

6. Turn offs?
a) Ineffectuality, being a bummer and telling me my band sucks.
b) I hate all people.
c) Allister Crowley.

7. Favorite guitar pick?
a)Hard with grips.
b) Jim Dunlap nylon 88. for reals.
c) Whatever kind the stinking guitarist won't keep losing.

8. What's your perfect evening?
a) Dumpstering some really good pastries and going down by the river and drinking some beers with some folks .
b) Going home and having some love-love time with roommates (maybe they feed me). Off out of my warm house to have an adventure with a mysterious boy who no one knows and who likes me lots.
c) Going to see a good band with my best friends.

9. What's your style?
a) Bonkers little kid a la punk rock.
b) Spunky boyish charm coupled with rock star sex appeal.
c) Colorful cute girly lost boy.

10. Favorite Food?
a) Sushi.
b) Black eyed peas and collard greens.
c) saag paneer.
11. Sign?
a) Leo.
b) Cancer.
c) Taurus.

12. Favorite Drink?
a) Orange Jubilee Mad Dog.
b) PBR.
c) Vodka and Cranberry.

13. How will you know when you are a grown up?
a) I'll own a cow.
b) I can go see a dentist regularly without worrying about money.
c) I'm a fucking old lady, yo!

14. Favorite thing to do alone?
a) Eating in bed and reading.
b) Driving across the country screaming at the top my lungs.
c) Take baths and put mud masks on.

15. How do you hook up with a boy?
a) If a boy has the balls to hit on me, he deserves a kiss.
b) I wait until I've been friends with someone for about 6 months and then they basically propose to me.
c) Dude, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

16. Which character from The Lord of the Rings do you identify with most?
a) Golem.
b) Samwise.
c) Strider.




You are::

Happy, the spunky pennywhistler! If there is a party at your house you are most likely to be found in the next room reading while everyone else is smoking and drinking on the porch. EVERYONE falls in love with you, but through constant vigilance you manage to fend off your many suitors.Though you may appear shy, you have a secret wild streak that manifests itself in solitary dumpster diving, skateboarding adventures.
Robin, the sexiest drummer in New Orleans! You are the kind of girl that will ride your bike with no hands to show off for a boy you just met and tip delivery boys by showing your tits! You are the extrovert and the only one in the band that accepts unsolicited expressions of affection. Rock and Roll is your true love!
Asia, the bad ass guitarist! This means you talk big and love everyone and space out and don't notice things like your boyfriend only shaved half of his face because you are too busy thinking about an alternate reality where the human life cycle mimics the plant life cyle. You like boys, when you remember to notice them. Your earnestness is often mistaken for sarcasm, but those who know you best understand your good intentions.